My spouse and I argued today over whether to let kid sign herself in and out of summer camp.
He’s cool with it.
I tell her: “When I pick you up, I’ll swoop in like a hawk, snatch you up like a mouse, and snap you up in my mouth like a dumpling.
You’ll get the last reference if you saw the Pixar short film Bao, by Domee Shi. A film I loved, by the way.